“With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day.”
Sayings, one-liners, I love them. There are many I have come across through the years, and quite a few I have made up. This is a good of a place as any to store them. Enjoy!