"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

— Mahatma Gandhi

Boredom is the enemy

-Brettski

“With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day.”

-Rodney Dangerfield