At any given time, I can only remember two bugs. If you ask me to remember three, one of them will fall on the floor and get swept under the bed with the dust bunnies, who will eat it.

--Joel Spolsky

"How do you catch a unicorn? ... unique up on him."

--Julie T

rare mood? No, I just really enjoy silent conversation... now there's an oxymoron.

--Julie T

If my brain explodes, will you please pick up all the pieces and not keep any of them?

-Me

"Can't I just be left alone on the Internet?"

~ Lou (www.ooeygui.com)

"Superior intellect will always encounter violent opposition from mediocre minds"
--Albert Einstein

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.

-Denis Diderot

Content controls are sort of like trying to stop a leak in a dike using your finger; except there's no dike.

~SANS NewsBites Vol. 9 Num. 1