I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

I Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal. They got all
excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

- George Carlin

If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.
- Emerson Pugh